Probably my first celebrity dream�was when I was in 3rd grade.� My sister and I had been overdosing on "My Three Sons" and I had a dream where I was watching an episode.� One of the characters was behaving rather strangely.� Just then, the announcer from Dangermouse came in "Why was Robbaaaaaay acting weird?"� Henceforth my subconcious created the only known My Three Sons-Dangermouse combined episode.
In high school I dreamt up a M*A*S*H episode.� It was Thanksgiving at the good ole 4077.� Hotlips and Frank Burns were walking together each holding a piece of pumpkin pie on a paper plate.� Frank inevitably said something stupid.� Hotlips shoved her pie in Frankapos;s face and then whined "Oooooh Frank� You made me lose my pumpkin piiiiiiiie"� When I told my sister about this, we both found it so hilarious, we repeated "You made me lose my pumpkin piiiiiiiiie" during the whole car ride up to the U.P.� In hindsight, Iapos;m amazed my parents didnapos;t throw us out of the minivan so the deer hunters could shoot at us.
In college my celebrity cameos tended to be really mundane (like Steve Martin stopping by to say "Hey Hilarie� Nice job directing the 11:15 choir") or people bursting into song that really shouldnapos;t be.� In one dream Roger Ebert was doing a musical number about the various cities in Wisconsin.� After extolling the virtues of Green Bay and the Fox Valley: "And last but not least thereapos;s Katoygan, Mapoygan"....and he pointed to me, so I chimed in "Shebooooooooooygan"� I also had a dream that Mulder and Scully showed up in the middle of a Broadway musical.� David Duchovnyapos;s singing was about what youapos;d expect.......yikes
My favorite celebrity dream of all time was when I was hanging out with the Beatles....they looked about like they did on the Ed Sullivan show.� I was making dirty puns about their song titles and we were all having a good laugh.� Pretty much only way that dream could have been any better is if weapos;d had a jam session and then John Lennon and I.....well you get the idea.� 
My subconscious must have time on its hands again, because Iapos;ve had a boatload of celebrity cameos this week.� The best was I was hanging out with Emily from my belly dancing class.� Kevin Smith was saying to her, in his sardonic Kevin Smith sort of way..."Oh EMILY...I am SO disappointed in you.� First the rhythm problem and now THIS."� Then I went upstairs and realized to my delight Kevin Smith was making a movie with a lot of hot guys in it.
But all my celebrity dreams get trumped by my friend Chuck....who should probably have his own blog dedicated to that subject.� You figure the man once woke up his wife saying "Gandhi cheats� We played shuffleboard and HE CHEATS"
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